The last time we did this interview, you told me to go heavy on the cryptocurrency game. I did. We’re down 40%. Then I lost my job. Gretchen just wants a new comforter. Fuck you, Aaron Rodgers!
Taco Time on Twitter:
Eating an entire Crisp Burrito while making uninterrupted eye contact with a seagull is a rush, no doubt. But some shorebirds see this as a blatant act of aggression, while others may find it flirtatious. Proceed with caution.
Either learn me or I’m a lesson
Patrick Rhone on Rhoneisms:
This is who we are. The sooner we reckon with that the sooner we can get to the real question we should be asking; Is this who we want to continue to be?
“There’s nothing any of the guys on our present roster or the guys who are part of our plan moving forward did to create the negative drag for where the Mariners have been for the past couple of decades.”
– Jerry Dipoto, Mariners GM
“Listen to what you want and don’t shame others for not knowing what you like.”
– Wolfgang Van Halen, son of Eddie