It’s rivalry day in Seattle between the Washington Huskies and Oregon Ducks. I’m always reminded of this sign which reads, “Ducks are already terrified of the huskies, but when you crowd the ramp it makes the ducks afraid to use it.

Ducks can carry Salmonella.

Ducks may love to gobble up your human food, but it can make the fountain pretty dirty, and it attracts rats.”

Let’s make those dirty, rat attracting Ducks nervous today.