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03 Sep 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

Wendy Molyneux, writing for McSweeney’s:

The vaccine also doesn’t have a fucking 5G chip in it. What the fuck do you think a fucking 5G chip is, fucknuts? You think it’s like some invisible nanotechnology they can suspend in a liquid and then just put in your fucking blood and then it what, exactly? Fucking floats around in your body going on Instagram and telling the government you went to the grocery store? No one fucking cares where you go, you absolute fucking fuck-barf. Fuck off with that. Fuck.

All my feelings encapsulated in one essay.