Every Saturday, ESPN Radio’s Marty & McGee show delivers the Hillbilly Headlines, the week’s best oddball news. I enjoy these enough that I’m sharing them with y’all. If you have anything that fits here, feel free to send it my way. Now without further ado…

From Marty & McGee

• Topless Tennessee woman charged with public intoxication after chewing on miniature horse’s mane, officials say
• Driver stopped for speeding was running load of moonshine in gallon jugs, NC cops say
• Florida toddler stuck in toilet seat gets hacksawed out by dad
• Drunken Tennessee man accused of trying to steal cab that police called for him, officials say