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The Pros and Cons of Wearing a Face Mask


  • Obviously, protecting myself from a potentially deadly virus.
  • Protecting others from a potentially deadly virus, in the event I have the thing and am asymptomatic.
  • Deadening the smells we could do without, like farts or when some dude bathes himself in cologne.
  • Nobody can see you talking under your breath about them.
  • You can be fashionable and say something about yourself if you find a fabric you like.


  • Steam. Even more problematic if you wear glasses.
  • Smelling your own burps.
  • Living with that rank thing you just ate.
  • In the event you take a breath mint, anything with menthol could cause your eyes to water due to mentholy steam.