The Pros and Cons of Wearing a Face Mask

Pros:

• Obviously, protecting myself from a potentially deadly virus.
• Protecting others from a potentially deadly virus, in the event I have the thing and am asymptomatic.
• Deadening the smells we could do without, like farts or when some dude bathes himself in cologne.
• Nobody can see you talking under your breath about them.
• You can be fashionable and say something about yourself if you find a fabric you like.

Cons:

• Steam. Even more problematic if you wear glasses.
• Smelling your own burps.
• Living with that rank thing you just ate.
• In the event you take a breath mint, anything with menthol could cause your eyes to water due to mentholy steam.